Another way to speak Syrian

She: my eye on you and on her. I will count God not creat you. WHO is she?
He: NOT your entry!
She: don’t poison my body. How not my entry?
He: look, my head does not carry me. break the evil befor the gypsy milk goes up huh!. Go page the sea and bleach from my face.
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She: don’t carry warry, my life don’t carry warry put your hands in cold water.
He: like my foot!. don’t get a mind, tell me are you empty tonight?
She: yes, I emptify my self for you.
He: thank you, my life.
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He: what do you cook for me?
She: rice and peas on the walking.
He: yiiiiii! your hands be safe. I will go to the milker and buy some lady’s arms. do you want anything more to bring with me?
She: no my life, don’t troture your self.
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She is other look, and like the moon. Burn her religion, what beautiful!